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I'm completely sold out of the second printing of "Shave The Women and Children First," my book of crass, politically incorrect comedy drawings. I hope to have a new book available before long as well as a third printing of "Shave." Unfortunately at this time I'm financially unable to print either. I do have plenty of t-shirts left however. Please scroll down to see the designs available.

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T-SHIRTS

These hot bitches are printed on American Apparel shirts (made in L.A.) and hand-screened by PotatoBoy Printing (in Sacramento). I have a very limited quantity of each design, so if you want something, get up on it! These t-shirts are destined to become some kind of collector's item or something. All shirts are $25 plus $5 shipping and handling. I don't have all sizes available still, so email me if you're interested and I'll tell you what I have. If you'd like to order one you can Paypay me at plickles@earthlink.net. I can only accept Paypal for all orders.


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Check it out, you guys! It's my latest shirt. It only took me a year to put it up. But I still have plenty of them so get while the gettin's good! This one depicts a ninja with two swords in attack position. In a bastardized Asian style writing it says "silent but deadly." Ninjas and fart jokes go together like milk and cookies. This is on a blue melange ringer t-shirt with dark blue printing. Available sizes are men's medium, large, and extra large, or women's small, medium, or large. That's me modeling a large. Lookin' good Lickles, lookin' good.

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Bird Shirt This shirt depicts a lovely scene of two chicadees having a seemingly benign converstation. The first bird says, "The pursuit of truth provides life with meaning." And the other replies, "I banged your ex." Printed on a grey shirt with white and black ink. Men's shirts are printed on a ringer with black collar and sleeves. Available sizes are men's medium, large, and extra large, or women's small, medium, or large. Women's sizes also include the opiton of a plain grey shirt, or a cap sleeve with black sleeve and collar. Please specify size and style when ordering.

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Robot Shirt Robots are stupid and everyone should know it. Declare your mistrust with this handsome four-color print. Shirts are plain white and sizes include men's medium, large, or extra large, and women's small, medium, or large. Please specify size when ordering.

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This is a far more obscure joke than I realized when I thought it up. Most people know the Helping Hand mascot of Hamburger Helper, but I guess a lot of folks don't know that Rob Halford is the original lead singer of Judas Preist who came out of the closet years ago, shaking up the world of metal. Anyway, here we have a marriage of two delicious icons from the eighties printed in white on a black t-shirt. People who get this REALLY get it and think it's funny. Other people just go "enh." Sizes include men's medium, large, or extra large, and women's small, medium, or large. Please specify size when ordering.

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Shrimp Shirt Shrimp versus prawn is a battle as old as time itself. Who will win? No one knows and the battle rages on! Printed in dark red and bright pink on plain white shirts. Sizes include men's medium, large, or extra large, and women's small, medium, or large. Please specify size when ordering.

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